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Saturday, April 18

I'm so white, it's not funny!

So I've been away from my apartment for 21 of the last 25 days.  Thing that is great about that?  My electric bill is $53 for next month!  Bad thing about that?  Well after leaving again last week, my air conditioner has stopped working.  Its beginning to be very nice weather wise on Lake Norman.  Today the high is 77 degrees, but it's just now 75 so I'm thinking it'll get higher.  Bad news for me, my apartment management can't call maintenance in to fix it until it gets 80 degrees or higher.  I live on the 3rd floor, the top floor.  My apartment stays hot when it's 65 and above.  I had things I needed to do today.  Like go to the Apple store.  Yet, I can't get ready do to it being hot in my apartment.  I can't leave due to having to keep my balcony door open and my dog out of her cage.  Plus I have a thing against maintenance being in my apartment while I'm not there.  But it's kinda weird to be there when they are in my apartment.  Weird.

I'm only going to the Apple store to turn in a iPhone charger that is defective.  But I can see myself lusting over the new MacBook Pro that I want so badly.  Or finding a $40 iPhone cover I want.  Maybe even, finding something I really didn't know I wanted or needed for my iAccessory-itis.  Lord help me.

There is this blog that I enjoy reading called "Stuff White People Like".  It's very popular and comedic.  I have been learning how 'white' I really am.  Things like:  theme or ugly sweater  parties, taking a year off of school or work, promising to learn another language, pea coats, my favorite - self aware hip hop references, bangs on girls - yeah I have them, and expensive sandwhiches.  All of which I love/have done/wear.

Now you may ask what a "self aware hip hop reference" is.  Well, I almost always say "peace out, word to your mother".  A blatant reference to "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.  Sometimes I'll say "holler" to joke about the use of "holla".  Or the use of "wack", "haters", "player" (ie. play hata), " or any "rap" along to the great rappers in perfect English (kinda like Weird Al in a way).


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